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i’m about to take this last shot of malibu then go wander around the beach.
maybe i’ll find some teenage boys who got marijuana from their older brother’s friend or some shit.
i just want to play in the sand.
but instead i’m waiting for my phone to charge and drunk internetting.
WHY’D YOU HAVE TO BE SO CUTE
one of my biggest pet peeves
is when people ask where something is before they even start to look for it!
do you simply lack the will to discover things on your own?
or do you really have no fucking clue where the silverware could possibly be in the kitchen??
